well peeps
im back in samui at last and staying in the amadaus resort were me a woodsyson started our travels, and they still reconise me and asked were chris was amazing i told them that chris run off with a lady boy (lololololololololol)anyway i went down to the beach and all the lads were there and they all shouted puka geezer they could not belive it that i had come back to see them , they asked were Lesbo was and said that they all miss ya sexy english girl, well its pissing hard at the mo and not really much to do but still ok and still having fun,we will be going to ko panyang in a few days for the full moon party so that will be cool and looking forward to that ,so thats it for now so hope you all safe and well luv ada
hi little lisa missin ya hun hope ya having fun in oz xxxxxxxxxxx

well im in oa nang at the mo and it is well hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!
had afew bad days actually, i have lost my dig cam and some one has stolen my credit card and has spent a lot of mony on it and to top all that off ive got a cold as well so its all cool in paradise (lolololololol)but not to worry tho thing will get better they always do .
well ive been around to raily beach and that was cool, there was a lot of building work goin on tho so it spoiled it a bit but there is builingwork going on all over the place at the mo.........
im currently waiting for 2 well nice suits to be made for me and then i will be off to samui then to ko panuang for the full moon party then back to spend chrimble on samui with a few people that i have met on the way, well thats all really so i will keep ya all updated so peace out xxxxxxxxxx
and if ya reading this lesbo i missing ya lots luv ada xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

After i stoped laughing about patpong we didn't want to stay in bangkok so we booked a ticket to Ko Summet an island about 4 hours away from Bangkok it was cool there and very quite we stayed the 6 days and now am pretty brown not much to do there really but chill so it wasn't that bad as we have had a hecktic few weeks on busses and trains ,when we were on candel lite beach the locals took me out on there speed boat and gave me a little floating reef with candels on it they tell me that when you put the reef in the water and lite the candels it is suposed to let all ya troubles go away with it (lololololol) yer right as ya can imagin it didn't and i was still sitting next to a lady boy on the way back (lololol) it was really cool tho and they took me out and you could see the hole coast line and they was all doin te same thing it was really amazing to watch, and then when we got back they did a fire work show, they didn't follow the fire work code as they placed a fire work in my hand then lite it i nearly shit my self so i threw it and hit the sand every one was cracking up ,there was fire works going of willy nilly these people are mental!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well after all that we borded another ship and headed off to ko phi phi it was really nice there but all the prices have doubbled as it is high season , i did the same snorkling tour as last time but it was better as they let us go to were the beach was filmed ,we had a good day out the same as last time i was there.
we could only stay a few days as it is rather expencive so we are heading off to ko lanta it is suposed to be a bit cheaper there ????????????
we got on the boat and met a tout called william we thought he was funny and desided to go to his huts , it was a good choice had a blast there hired out some bikes as well(chris no palm tree's this time)lolololol the best thing in ko lanta was the sun sets they were amazing we just sit there and watch them change colour i will miss this place lots.

hi peoples
well its been a while so i thought that i would update the site, sorry but i have been suning it up on the beach thinking about the cold weather in sunny old england(lolololololololololol) .
Well we got back to bangkok and resived an e-mail off a couple that we met in the car market in kings cross (sydney) and it turns out that they are only around the corner from us how bizzare is that. we met up and desided to go up to Kanchanaburi this is were the bridge over the river kwia was filmed, we got the there the local bus and it only cost us 70 bart for a 4 hour bus ride, we booked into our new home which was floating on the most discusting river you have ever seen but cool at the same time, when we was looking at the water there was loads of brown lumps floating in it and it wasn't until we inpsected closer that we found out they was TURDS from the floating rooms that we was in ,the toilet system went straight into the river(lololololololololol).
emma had seen one that she had done as it floated past us and she run in and got her cam and took a pic of it (sick init), we managed to befriend a mangey dog and it would not leave us alone and it slept out side our room,the next day paul was sitting on the jetty that separated us from our floating room and the dog could not get across it was just sitting on the edge just looking at the gap we didn't think that he would try to jump it but he did, big mistake the dog was hanging on by his paws the it just fell back into the shit infestied water i could not stop laughing it was so funny the owners came our and dragged it out and the it started to shake its self and every one done a runner there was shit everywhere (lololololololol)
well thats enough of that i think the next day we went to see the bridge over the river kwai,the hell fire pass,and took a train ride on the death railway it was really interesting but i wont bore ya with all that crap so i have a better story for ya ??????????
when we returned back to Bangkok we all desided to go to Patpong the home of the go go bars as paul and shelle had not been, we went to the same one that i went to last time Super womens Paul luved it they made us hold up ballons and poped them with small darts that they had fired out of pee shooters that they had up there Front bums paul was in heaven the lad next to us held up his balloon and she missed and it hit him in the face lolololol it must of hurt as when they poped the balloon thay stuck in the wall paul has his as a suverner they done a lot of other tricks that were just as funny, paul evern got the poster that she did with her pussy and it said THANKS FOR COMING TO SUPER WOMENS PLEASE COME AGIAN (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL).

Bangkok calling
Well let me tell ya its good to be back , we arrived safe and sound and the flight was much more enjoyable than the last one as John bennet was not flighing the plane (john im still looking for ya ) . Well first day and we have taken a long boat ride up the river to see all the temples and budda's then to the floating market wich was pretty cool i dont envy them people there f****n mental.
well we are staying at the same guess house that me and woodsy stayed at before (remember woodsy were we shared the doubble bed?) and guess what the girl freom the internet still remembered me as i walked pass she could not belive it and ran out side and gave me a hug (awwwww) how sweet is that .
We have desided to catch the local train up and stop off on our way to chang mia, Our first stop is Loupuri this is were the town is over run with monkeys i did not belive it but when we arrived i did as we was waling down the road and a monkey slide down a lamp post and nicked a bag off me then done a runner with it little b*****d, they were every were and aparently the people that live there treat them like the children so thay dont mind them being around but i have other views (lolol).
It is quite cool here as we are the only westeners here and not alot of the loacal can speak much english so it can be hard to explain to them what you want but at the same time it is fun and all ways ends up with a laugh, there is not that much to do here but there are some very cool ruins and temples but i just like the fact that it is not touristy!!!!!!!

Well next stop phistlok this is another seven hour train ride yippppe on a local train again hard wooden seats and no room to swing a cat but apart from that it was quite cool, as some of the scenery was beautiful and you get to see how the other side live and belive me im glad im not one of them. Well we arrived and this is another town that not many tourists go and aparently has a cool night market there, and also is the only place in thialand that has the remaining floating house's and the goverment has said that once they have sunk then there will be no more,Well we went to the night market to find that it has made way for a bridge (lololololol)but it still had some cool temles and stuff so all was not lost.

Finaly we have booked our next ticket to chang mia and guess what another nine hours on the train this place better be worth it as my arse is killing me (lolol) we have arrived and it is well cool much cleaner than Bangkok and much more freindly, we have booked up a thia cooking course and i am really lookng forward to it as it sould be fun, i am now a master thia chef hoo is hotty with a wokky and to add to that a master vegstable carver !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We went to the night bazzar and it was well good and the hi light of the everning was when i slipped over in front of loads of thia people and stacked it well bad emma was hyperventerlating with laughing but i didn't think it was that funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
We are not sure about doing the trecks yet as it looks so touristy every guest house runs one and and promises that they will take you to a place were know one has been before but i have my susspisions as there are 311 guest houses in Chang mia so i will let you work that one out so we might be goin to Pia to do one instead but emma has been ill with the same thing as you chris so we might miss it out and head for the islands we are not sure ye
thats all peeps xxxxxxxx ps still having a cool time and looking forward to the islands ada xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hi peeps
well im still in kingscross at the moment and belive me it is an eye opener to say the least i think all the odd bods and junkies live here along with the all weirdo's, there is never a dull moment here as there is always something going on in the street.
Well a week ago we all went to a festival called livid in moores park in Sydney were we had a well cool day,among the line up there was Oasis,Powderfinger,The Streets,and morrisy,and a load of bands from oz that i have never heard of in my life, I must say that Oasis and Powderfinger was the two best acts that i saw and after that i got hammered so i could not tell you how the rest was (lolololololol).
well to tell ya the truth i have been sitting in a car park for the last two weeks tryin to sell emmas car , 14 days in a F*****g car park, smelly dirty stinking car F*****g park (lolololololol) but all was not that bad as every time some one sold there car they had to by a create of beers (yippe) so some times 5 or 6 cars got sold a day so i have been pissed for 2 weeks so it has not been that bad, We have now sold her car and will be leaving oz on the 1st of november to go bomb doging in Thialand (lol) the plan is to go to Bangkok, then up the middle up to Chang mia to do the elephant treck's and water rafting then up to Cambodia,lous, Veitnam, then down to the Islands in the south to chill out on the beaches , we are meeting up with a few people that we have met up with on the way so i am looking forward to that a lot .
well i hope everone is well and will see you soon maybe (lololololol)
lots of luv ada xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

soz woodsyxx
well ive been living in a place called Manly wich is about 3/4 of an hour away from Sydney by ferry and it is a pretty cool boat ride, on the way you pass by the opora house and the harbour bridge and its all very impessive.
Well Manly is a quite small little place but well friendly at the same time ,we have booked into a cool backpackers by the beach and its a very cool place indeed lots of nice people there, I have already been out on the piss with them and made one of the sick 3 times on the old shots ( lite weight ) he said that he wont go out with me again (lol) .
they had a jazz festival the last weekend and it was well funky you would have luved it chris, the other day two of the lads in the hostel was skinny dipping with there girl friends and some bloke nicked there cloths off the beach how funny is that lol.
Well i got chatting with some people in the hostel and they was talking about going to Thialand and was asking me all about it, it pissed me off so much i have now desided to blow out oz and go back my self as i liked it much better in Thialand.
Well i have lived in Manly now for two weeks and have now moved over to the city to a place called kingscross a well dogy area i thing chris would like it here as its full of fudge nugga's (lol) some ones waiting for the computer so i will tell the rest tommorpw laters dude

well me John em have the lucky job of driving all the way to sydney yipppppppppppeeeeeeee and im really looking forward to it not ?(lololololol) are first stop was at a place called copper peedy this is the biggest opal mining centre of oz were we stayed in a under ground hostel 6.5 m under the ground and it was also carved out of the ground it was by far the best hostel that i have stayed in so far . the next day we all went nooding and that was a big waste of time (lololololol) you have to skratch around in the dirt and hopfully find some opals that lasted about 2 mins before we gave up lol , well back on the road again for another day of non stop driving this time we stopped in the middle of no where and then the next night we stoped at another place in the middle of no where (lolollololololol) and then we went through a place called gumly gumly in the city of wagga wagga what the fucks that all about lol, then at about 6.30 pm we arived in sydney and im pretty excited we drove in over the bridge over looking the opera house wicked then on to manly were i will be staying for a bit i hope well thats all for now folks luv ya all and missin ya ada

I have spent a week in darwin which has been fun and had some heavy nights on the piss, the hostel is cool it has hot spars on the roof, the gang has desided to go to litchfield national park and it should be pretty good , we swam in some great lakes and water falls it was a well cool day.
We have just started to advertise for people to join me and emma as we are going to alice springs , we have now got a Dutch gezzer called john,an irsh lad called coleman and a poof called kurt hope hes going in emma's car (lololol) Well it was quite a drive to alice and im sad to say that the scooby van has blown up and i have sold it to a car yard and i hope that we leave before he test drives it !!!!!!!!!!!!
well in alice now and its not that bad a very small little town not really that much to do but well chilled out spent the day looking around the shops and stuff , up early to leave for aires rock wich is 400 km from alice, we have lost gay boy and coleman but john is cumming and also si and laura so the challis charott is a bit cramped but ok as i have the front seat lol, It took us ony 2 1/2 hours to get to aries rock and it was well worth it it was an awsome sight a huge rock in the middle of the desert and i would say by far the most awsome thing that i have seen in oz, We stayed there for sun set wich was great as the sun went down the rock changed many different colours and shades of reds it was wicked , then back to the camp site for a sleep as we are all tired chris you will be pleased to no i dident upset the camp site and i was on my best behavour (lololololol) In the morning we all got up at 5.30 am to see the sun rise over the rock as well and it was well worth it as well then after that me and emma climbed the rock but i only got 3/4 the way up before i had a lump in my trousers and came back down but em climbed the hole rock, but when you read the book it say that the abos dont like you to climb the rock as it is very sacrad place and the tourists should just look at the rock but its just up to you i think.

hi every one just a quick update as i forgot something on the way up to Darwin me mega mat man and emma took a helicopter ride over the bungle bungles which was fantastic i felt like 007 (lol) it was one of the best things that i have done, we flew through the gorges which was amazing the pilot banked the helicopter up on its side as we went through gorge and belive me i have never held on so much in my life.

Well im in Darwin now chaps and i really like it here already and ive only been here one day we have booked into chillies backpackers and its pretty cool lots of sound people there and they have hot tubs on the roof, we have already sampled the night life and i think im going to like it alot........ oi oi chris hope you are well say hi to the gang and old crazy andy lol , say hi to caz and gay boy and not forgeting millie , gunner miss ya mate xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hi peeps!!!!!!!
Well in a place called Broome now ,its pretty cool here and is home to one of the best beaches in the world so im not going to complain. We have booked into the cable beach caravan park which is only 5 min's away from cable beach,we are just waiting for Tom and Shelle to come up from Exmouth because they are doing there diving there and by the sounds of it they are having a great time, First day on the beach and well hot so me and old gay boy (chris) hired out some jet ski's ,chris wanted to sit behind me and hold on Mmmm kinda susspect dont you think ? lololololol. anyway as we was jumping through the waves we spotted a black lump in the water and on closer inspection it turned out to be a humpback whale how cool is that folks , We got well close to it then it poped his head out of the water, what an experince a chris.
That night we got well pissed and got told off again for being to loud i tell ya there rite old trouble makers them lot (lolololololololololol) We have now hired out some 4 wd cars and im really looking forward to this, we visited lots of gorges and private lagoons it was wicked we saw lots of wild life crocks-turtles-birds it was well cool, At one of the places we went to we spotted a crock sitting by the water side so some of the more braver people got about a meter away from it well scary!!!!!!! one of the places that we went to i will never forget , but i have already forgoten the name of it lololololololol ,we took a short hike then came to a amazing water fall with a cool lagoon so we all went for a swim it was fantastic and mikey the mad Canadian was cliff jumping, we also camped in some amazing nature reserves it was wicked.
We also all went on a camel ride which was intresting, they are well funny animals it was quite an experince i can tell ya .

Coral Bay was next, Ada (apparently) kicked everones arse at tennis, then we went Quad biking which turned out to be the best tour ever. They let us go flat out along the beach and through the dunes - did a bit of snorkling then celebrated our day by getting hammered and Ada got told off again for laughing after the 10 oclock curfew (such a naughty boy!) then sabotaged Matts tent. Next day we had a beach day - frisbee - football and fun. Just for a change we decided to celebrate the day with a beer or two, probably got told off that night too (we do most nights). Didnt stay there long cos Amy and damien were flying to Bali - we had a few beers to say goodbye!! I was gutted when they went cos they were well sound people, (and if youre reading this hope you are well and keep in touch). On the way to Exmouth we stopped of at a few natural phenomenoms such as shell beach which is made up of tiny shells washed up instead of sand, Blowholes were next - water being pushed through the rocks about 20metres high. As the spray went accross it formed a rainbow which was well pretty! Exmouth was wicked - took a drive through the Cape Range National Park - stopping at Turquoise bay and Yardie Creek - real nice!! Took a boat out the next day to look at the whales - pretty good (adas lost interst in this now - so i have to write it myself - not sure what happened on the boat trip cos i didnt go - ah he's back...) Saw a whale flapping its fins - the best thing i ever saw in my life - apart from the dolphins lol. Met up properly with Emma, Laura, Steve, Tom and Si. We all left except Shelle and Tom who stayed to do their diving course and met up again with everyone in Broome.
Write more again soon, promise xxxxxxxxxxx Hi Mum!!!

Next stop Monkey Mia home of the dolphins but didnt see Flipper. Me and Damien went down to the beach about 9.30pm for a few beers - a dolphin just glided up to us, looked at us and then followed us as we walked down the beach. We turned round and when turned back it had gone. Went back to tents and announced to the whole campsite that we had just seen a dolphin - not sure that everyone was quite as excited as we were as it was getting late!! Next morning they made me stand in freezing cold water for ages until the dolphins came in - i now hate dolphins lots lol. When they did come in it was well worth it. That afternoon we booked up a catamaran tour to see more dolphins, dugongs, turtles and even a sea snake and more dolphins and more dolphins do you get the gist of this? Guess what...more dolphins - yippeee!!! BBQ and beverages that evening with the gang around the fire with Matt playing the guitar and us attempting to sing. Then we met our next bunch of friends - although we didnt know quite how friendly some were to get. Ada got mega pissed (again) and found "do you want a beer matt" the funniest thing ever then he attempted to climb in the fridge to cool down. That night the nipple clamps came out to play after we got them back off Chris. Ada tried to kill me - but cos i was laughing so much no one believed that i really needed help so just let him get on with it, bastards. Did i tell you we saw dolphins? xoxoxox

Sorry people about not updating the site but have been very busy having fun and getting pinker and frecklier. Here goes..... the first port of call on our trip up the west coast was the Pinnacles which is near Cervantes. These are thousands of limestone pinnacles formed by years of corrosion by weather and most of them look like big penis's which chris was well happy about. Didnt spend long there as we'd been driving all day and I was hungover. Next stop Kalbarri, where me and michelle booked up a tour to canoe through the gorges and look through Natures window. Went out to Finlays - the finest fish restaurant in WA in a metal shack - no service, no tablecloths, no cutlery, bring your own beer and sit there and be quiet til your numbers called out. Very nice. Early start the next day, as the bus was picking us up at 8am - Ada was not happy about this cos he even had to make his own sandwiches. This trip changed our sleeping arrangements!!!! We looked at the Murchison River gorge and learnt a bit about the National Parks animals and plants before making the trek down to the canoes. Er.. lets just say we got slightly wet - water fights were had by those that wanted to join in and those that didnt so sorry about that guys!! After we'd canoed 6km we had to hike back out of the gorge and went for cake and juice at Natures Window. The bus journey back is where it all went Pete Tong - someone suggested beer (and it wasnt even Ada!!) - our new friends..Matt from melbourne, and Amy and Damien from Preston and Richard - not like that darling (you had to be there!!). We all decided to meet in the local pub because it was the only one in town, Had a few games of pool - Northern hempisphere v's southern hemisphere - we one everytime of course - the winning team got a round of drinks bought them from the losing every game - Ada was quite pissed - which may help in explaining how he got lost on the way home to the campsite. After doing a mooney at a load of Germans i lost Amy, Damian and Michelle and ended up in a backpackers, helped myself to a cheese sandwich from the ingredients in the fridge and thought it would be funny to change all the name tags around on the food. Woke up to a bunch of Swedish people watchin TV around me and decided it was time to do a Frank Boff. Then got back to the campsite undone the zip of the tent and launched myself onto what i thought was an empty sleeping bag - sorry Amy.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hiya people's just letting you know that im still alive, Well i've been a bit of a busy bee at the moment with buying the camper van and site seeing so i have not been on the net so much as i should have been and i think that the ada appreciation club is felling a little bit left out!!!!!!!!
So here we go , this little one's for the man called Fipzie as i know he's waiting for us to tell him about the van that we have bought , well its a toyota (mini bus) a little bit like the one out of scooby doo,and it has all the camping gear on it already such as 2 three man tents,cooker, ,pots and pans,2 blow up beds and pump,cool boxes for the beer's the main peice of equipment,table and chairs,so its quite well kitted out ,It has 7 months rego left on it, We payed $3000 for it and i've just had a bit of work done on it as we are going to travel quite a distance in the old beast , The plan is to go up through broome and try and get some work ,I might of got us some work on a sheep farm , Chris is well excited about this and dashed out and has bought him self a pair off wellys with loose tops im not sure what thats all about but Chris say's that Matt tomas will know !!!!!!!! (lol)
Well so far in perth I've seen quite a lot of the sites the first one that i went to was Rottnest Island, This is about 19 kilometres from the coast of fremantle and you can only get there buy the ferry which takes only 30 mins and is quite a exciting ride,on the way i saw dolphins playing and leaping from the water , Once you arrive at the Island the main transport is by bike as there are few cars on the Island,the island has many beaches and lagoons to explore and make good places to snorkel and surf.
The next place i went to was the fremantle prision this was a very interesting place i thought,the prision was only shut down 10 years ago and now has been made ito a working museum for the public , it would take me forever to tell you about it so i wont bore the pants off ya all and move on to the next one .
Me chris and mishelle took the van for a test run and went to a place called bunbury this is all the way down south all the way to the margret river, I really liked it there clean and tidy and it had 50 vinyard's in a half hour drive drive of which you could stop and do wine tasting in every one of them for (free) how cool is that .we also done some cheese tasting,and went to the chocalate factory Chris could'nt go in as he lost his golden ticket,and i was upset as they did'nt have any umpa lumpas there i will never watch willy wonka ever again,but the chocalate was well nice , then back to the campsite for a drink and a sleep !!!
The next place i went to was the wave rock this is about 4 hours away and was well worth it the rock its self was formed under ground and pushed through the surface of the earth to form a massive rock in the shape of a 19" wave pretty cool i think ,Then i done the most common thing by tourists and pretended to surf on it ,Never mind you can't take me anywere lol!!!!!!!!!!
And if you all want to know about our travels up north you will all have to tune in luv ya all the radsterxxxxxxxxxxx

OK then Im ready to tell you about the latest goings on but Ada and Michelle have done more than me coz Im on a bit of a staying in and saving money thing at the moment...but not for long! So I'll let Ada tell his own stories.
As for me I have been breakin a few times and am trying very hard. Most people will tell you I'm very trying! Lol! I have been trying to learn a backflip so have lost skin from my hands and knees. I have knees like a 12 year old kid! And probably the mind of one too but forget about it. What can I tell ya!
Me and ada visited alot of beaches yesterday and had a right laugh especially when we found a place with trampolines. They were $4 for 15 minutes and we made the most of the half an hour we had in there! I nearly pissed myself watching Ada flying through the air, he can get some height! I thought he was gonna go over the fence and land outside! At one point he went off one and landed on the one next to it on his back!!! LOLOLOL! I think I got some nice photos of the action. I was no better so we had a good time.
We also watched the sunset and climbed slippery rocks and ate more fish and chips when we met up with Michelle, so life is good but its gonna get better very soon!
We have two three man tents, cooking equipment, a football, a basketball, blow up beds, linen, new clothes, lots of plans and a possitive outlook so keep tuned!
I'll tell Ada to put some of his storys on here coz I know he has a fanclub that miss him!

The next installment is that Our freind Michelle who we met in Thailand has arrived in Perth and she could be stickin around and travelling with us which is good. And Ive got Maria coming out to see me in a couple of weeks too so I'm a happy boy! Ada, me and Michelle got pissed the other night and I think it gave Ada inspiration because he woke up the next morning and went out without a word , then he came back smiling and chatting and I couldn't shut him up...now i'm in the internet cafe and hes test driving all these camper vans. I think hes just made an offer on Quite a nice little van with lots of stuff chucked in extra! OK hes just bought it!!!!! We are very excited! I think we will have a drink now.....

Hey sorry about the wait but things have been running slowly for once. We have now settled down and still have found no work not that we've broken our backs trying but weve asked everyone weve seen and had a good look around. We went to the western Australian DJ championships the otherday which was pretty good and the next day we went to see Blackalicious the next day which was one of the best HipHop concerts Ive been to. The crowd participation was unbelievable and I left with my hair standing on end!
We have spent alot of time doin nuthin much though because of a lack of enthusiasm from either of us. I think its just the shock of the price of beer (it works out the same as London prices). Other things like clothes are very reasonable and we pay very little for our accommodation considering our nice location (5 mins from the Indian Ocean and near shops and train stations).

Ok, now we have got our own flat in Mosman Park which is the most affluent area of Perth so we are told. It doesnt seem that special but there a some massive houses about. We live in the groundfloor of a block of flats and we have a swimming pool in the back garden. Sounds nice doesnt it? We havent dared go in the pool yet though coz its a bit chilly out here and as you all know I need about twenty sweatshirts to leave the house in these conditions. Ada is happy walking round in a t-shirt though. I have found rang a bloke about doing some Breakin, he does lessons. $7 for 2 hours on a Saturday so I'll check that out when I can. We have ben playing Basketball and football and have been exploring the publife a fair bit although things are a bit pricey when it comes to drinking! I works out a bit more expensive to drink here than at home!
Last night we met a geeza who does extreme surfing and travels the whole world doing it. He got chucked out the club we were in last night coz he was a lunatic! A funny one though. Any way I'll update you soon...

ok then next stop is a place a few stops down the train track called Cottesloe where its supposed to be nice. We got there yesterday and had a look at a backpackers hostel. It was very clean and tidy with wooden floors, very nice looking indeed so we were happy to chill out there and got a doubleroom as opposed to a sharing dorm with lots of others in it just for a good sleep. Hmmmmm... After being there an hour a girl complained that a bloke walked into her dorm and started spankin his monkey in front of her and she tried to leave and he said "oh no please dont go!". Sleazy! So he got chucked out.
Then we went out for a drink and found a pub full of peolpe close to collapsing from alcohol poisoning and suffering from a bad case of dickheaditus! So 2 pints and we left there. We had the best fish and chips though that I have ever had. A fish called Haik or something, I dont know how to spell it.
Then we went back to our room and Couldnt sleep because of the night club/pub next door, right next to my window. When I was just dosing off, I heard about 8 blokes shouting, falling over, singing, fighting, argueing etc. They did this until 4.30 and Ada was starting to act like my old freind Mat Thomas. I thought he was gonna go and kick in the telly(becaus e it was on full blast and they were singing) but we could hear other people going out there and they were having no joy.
So they got kicked out and the hostel lost about $300 of business from people leaving. So we still dont know what we are doing yet!

Heres the news. We got to Perth without anywhere to stay at about 10.00pm it was raining cats and monkeys outside and they said there was a cyclone coming so it was a bit cold and windy. We were standing there in shorts and a vest freezin our jacobs crackers off. We phoned the first backpackers place we could and were told that the lovely Lisa was coming to get us from the airport in 5 mins. So 30 mins later the old dog whos name is Linsey and her mate Lucy pick us up in some shitty moter and take us to the biggest bunch of dickheads in Austalia. Our room smelt of piss and smelly feet.
Since then we have accumilated alot of info and are going to rent an appartment of some sort near the beach and we will both get jobs. Fingers crossed. The weather is set to improve and so is our situation so all is nice now.......Peace we outa here!!!!!!!!!!

Hello again everyone, we are in Singapore now and what a difference it is. Now we are here we wish we were here a bit longer. It makes a change to be in organised, civilised, surroundings. This place is clean. This place is nice. I havent been hassled by anyone yet and when I ask for help I get it, its amazing! We got here yesterday and found a dorm to stay in straight away so we are alright. When you get to the Airport though you cant help but notice the six young boys waving M16's around. This tends to put you on best behaviour to say the least. You cant smoke and chew chewing gum or Jaywalk here so we are being careful not to break the rules. We went to the zoo today because Singapore zoo is supposed to be the best in the world. I would say its the best I've been to. I could have sworn that I have seen some of those faces around Medway though,epecially in the primate section...
We move on again on Thursday to Perth though which means no more flying for a while which Ada is happy about I think( Hes a bit of a BA Baracus when it comes to that flying).

I aint gettin on no plane sucka!

Since the last entry we have left Koh PhiPhi. We went to Krabi town which is nothin to write home about, just a stop off point. We then went to Surat thani where we got a night train back to Bangkok unsure of what to do next. Night trains are great we had our own own bunkbeds with reading lights and curtains and I had the best nights sleep.
we got to Bangkok with not much in mind but bumped into a freind we met in Koh Samui called Steve Smart(Hello Steve!). We all ended up going for a drink in Patpong Road on my birthday which turned out to be one of the funniest night I've had.
We first saw some of the most corny performances of modern pop music. These Thai people are soooo funny. There should be an eastern version of Eurotrash if there isnt already. We then went into a bar where there seemed to be a sex show going on and within 2 mins I was hit on the head with a banana which had been fired from some ladys $%&@!!!!!! Everyone laughed at me and then she fired darts at balloons. One of them had tik-a-tape coming out of her front bum( sorry to be beating around the bush---no pun intended but alot of different people read this site and I dont really want to go into too much detail--ok?).Basically Bankok is just off the head and I have seen very strange things here to put it mildly.........We left the club in hysterics anyway!
We now have decided to go to Singapore on the 8th of July. We changed our tickets and are ready to move on again.
Maria, if you ever manage to log on to this site, Hello! and I cant wait to see you in August. I'm also looking forward to visits from Danny Tomlin, Lisa, Adas mum and dad and anyone else who would like to say Hi! Thanks for reading, Bye from me and Ada!

Right then, about time we did an entry we think.
While still in Phi Phi we climbed to the top ofthe biggest mountain on the Island to a viewpoint to take pictures then discovered that we could walk to the other side of the Island to another beach. Freida who was with us was told by some freinds that the beach was a dump so we didn't expect too much. As it goes though the beach turned out to be the best beach I've seen ever and we had lots of fun snorkelling and drinking from coconuts. It turned out to be a magical day, it was like being a kid again, just exploring and finding a nice place to chill. Hello to Freida and thankyou for your company. You kept us laughing all day but you know this anyway dont you!

We have now left Railey Beach in Krabi and are now in the Phi Phi Islands. Arived at about 10.30am on Wednesday. Every place we go seems to be even better than the last. Yesterday we went on a tour of the Islands coastal points , Bamboo island, Loh samah, Pi ley, Wang long, Maya bayand Runtee bay. One of these places was where the beach was filmed. We snorkelled and used Kayakes and we both managed to lose our snorkells. Jed nicked some bread from the canteen and Ada fed the fish by hand. He luved it! He had angel fish all over him eating from his fingers . He could feel them tugging it out his hand!
I think I got a touch of sunstroke yesterday and yes I know that positive is spelt wrong in the last text, but I was delirious!!!!!!
We got pissed last night and said goodbye to some of our freinds who left today. Just waved them off at the ferry...
I dont know what to do now coz its been raining all day, May be thats why its called the Pi Pi Islands, I dont Know!
A bit dangerous round here coz coconuts just fall in the middle of the busy high st. and they would Kill you if they were to hit you on the head! We know this girl Freidarique or something and she is a nuttcase. She is German and she is crazy! She could get us in trouble! Only joking. Ok we outa here!

Right after that rude interuption I will continue! We are still meeting people left right and centre coz its so freindly everywhere we go and we feel very possitive. I went rock climbing the other day which was well good, I climbed about 20 metres and did 5 separate climbs. This was all in one day and I have never done this before but thought I would be a good Idea. It was and it only cost 1500bahts which is about 25 quids. Great scenery and very scary at times. The day was rounded off with me and Carston, Freidrique(both German) and Jed (American) climbing inside a cave which goes up and up and then you come to the end and your halfway up a cliff!
So what did we do? We absailed down it! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......Great fun! Chrisxxxxx

Right then, Greetings from Krabi, this is a beautiful part of Thailand with Limestone Rock formations, cliffs, sandybeaches, cheap accomodation and lots to do. We took a 12 hour journey from Koh Samui to The Andaman Coast, We met some very nice people on the Bus who have hung out with us for a few days. These are Jed(Colorado/Mexico combination), Dana and Amanda from L A and San Francisco, Rob and Amy from Leeds and we met the two Johns from NYC last night so shout to all these people from us. The journey to ths place ended with a longboat which are great fun. They are very unsturdy feeling and they bounce on the waves like speed boats. OK we will continue this later. Just been told that they are turning of the electric out here......lol!Such is life in THailand!

hi every one sorry about the spelling chris is teaching me english so i can inprove my spelling lol ..... but personally i couldn't give a shit really lol.... so chris is goin to update it because im to upset to type lololololololol and im very lazy so here is woodsy.
Right then , the order of the day is get up, eat, sun bathe, swim, play footy, eat, chill, watch a film then start again......lol.
We have gone to a foam party with Michelle and James who we met and a crazy Thai man called Adam who knows everyone and is off his head. Tequila and Chang beer all night then back to carry on on the beach.
We climbed a mountain yesterday to find a waterfall wich was very nice. Ilost a bout 3 stone in water so Ada couldnt distinguish me from the twigs on the way back down....it was 4 hours of extreme climbing and we rode 3 miles to get there and back!
We have at long last made a decision to move on so tomorrow we go to Krabi, then maybe Koh phi pih which is supposed to be very nice. We would like to go up North but might not bother coz it's 24 hours away.
We speak to so many people out here and every one is very freindly. Its hard to go anywhere without striking up a conversation.We love the locals and they love us ( or our money).Lol!
(ada) It is so hard to spend money here we are both eating about four meals a day and chris sometimes 5/6 coz he a fatty but i dont no where it is goin coz he still a skinny bugger and including the room as well it is costing about 16 pounds a day and thats icluding internet and water lol....
well we are leaving to go to krabi at 6.30am and hopefully will arrive at about 3.00pm so the next time that we update the site we will be in krabi...... if there is anything u want to no just lave a message on the board and we will let u no .
well off to the beach now so we gunner have to luv ya and leave ya xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hi peeps setlin in to ko samui chilled life style very chilled and calm no ones ever in a rush it is so layed back it took us 2 days to get to the beach lol .well we both have recovered from our illnesses thank god .so we have been testin the thia food it is outer this world dont no how im ever gunner get used to eatin fish finger mash and peas again .well the first day at the beach well hot and sunny then 5 mins later pissed hard can u belive it lol.so we went to the beach today well nice hot and sunny the water is like havin a bath .met sum wicked people that own this beach bar all they say is oight gezzer and puka m8 well funny spent the hole day havin a laugh wiv them so tonight we goin to a beach party wiv um they gunner teach us how to walk on fire and glass lol think i give that a miss .ummmmmmm had a bit of a moto bike insedent today tryed to ride 1 of there bikes and drove it into a tree in front of them lol chris aint stoped laughin all day it was well funny tho coz i told the lady i could ride one well shown up as im rite in this chris is pissin him self ummmmm well i luv this traverin lark its wicked and wouldent change it well wicked the feelin of bein completey ralaxed all the time is great well of to beach party now peeps so see ya chaps and chapesses xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hi every 1 me and woodsey have allready moved on just took a 12 hour bus journey to the ferry and then another 2 1/2 hour ferry ride to the iland of ko sumui well nice here like paradise got a wicked hut on a hill costin 4 pounds for both of us how cool is that. we r both gettin better now recovering from our illnesses lol .the beaches are out of this world pure white sand and see through water hopin to do some snorkerlin tommorow and hope to hire some bikes out 150 bartz for 24 hours that is 1.50 in our dosh not much more to report as yet only been here a few hours so far missin u all luv ada and woody xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

well in thialand now just landed its about 90 here and its 10.30 in da mornin .well wen i find the piolet that flew us to thialaind he is gunner get it big time his name is jon benit so if any 1 nows him let me now at radiator84 @hotmail.com (lol)barsted made me sick on the way down lol.

Right a small interlude from me now, Chris. Bangkok is hectic and at the same time laid back, if you walk along some streets you could be stop and have a full conversation with at least ten or fifteen people which will slow you and them down completely and this matters not at all to iether you nor them ass this is the attitude of the place.People will stop to just chat or chat to sell you something. I like everyone except the tuk tuk people who wont let you do a thing without hassling you.You wouldnt believe it!
They are very funny , cheeky people very likable....just like me! lol..I coukd go on but i wont just yet.

ada again the people r well funny here they r witty and very cheeky as ia speackin now the owners are stickin little signs on my back (lol) they r always smilin and really they much little than us but they much happyer than we .well bin a bit ill in thialand to begin with now nearly cummin out of it slowly need agood nites sleep and some food >we r gettin a bus to ko sumui tonite hopfuly very chill out place cant wait for that bankok never seems to sleep mental chickin orental m8 my views on thialand is good place well chilled but hetic if u can understand that .rite got to go now got to book my tickit to ko somui now so see u soon ada and woodsyson xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well it has finally cum we have now started our tour around the world . We have just landed in dubia it is 12.00 midnight here and is nearly in the hundreds we have never experinced any thing like the heat that we r in .Well wat can i say about the hotel 5star room service its the nuts .not really much to do there but ever 1 every friendly esspecially to woodsey i think they think he is a batty boy (lol)went to a shoppin mall and that was out of this world they had every thing there froom food to vidio games amusment park train ride well mental .Then wanted to get a simple taxi to the beach not to much to ask is it really .but no we get a crazy man hoo took us around lookin at all the hotels in dubai well excitin lol. lots of buildin work goin on strange really u wouldent of expected it well the food was outer this world well we leavin now got to get a cab to the airport to get our next flight to thialand peace out we luv u all ada and batty boyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hi peeps well hasent time flown by me and woodsy will be gone in 1 days time ,it only seems like yesterday that we booked it up and that was nearly 6 months ago,well would like to say thankz to all the lads that went to the tap on fri was a good nite and we is gunner miss u loads ,well got to go now coz i got to pack so the next time i put a entry on here i will b some were in thialand LOL so u all look after your selfs and we will see u in a years time PS if u want to leave a message on the board all u have to do is double click on the message board link at the top of the diary page then click post new , type your name and leave a message xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi peeps just a quick 1 fipzi has just put a mesage board on our diary so i expect to get loads of messages from u all
luv the radster xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hi folks only eight days to go now and shittin it big style, just bin and picked up the tickets today and all so the currency .Well not much to report really went to london to brick lane and went on a tequlia challange with old woodsey

14th April 2002

Well what can i say another mental weekend!!!. friday went on a all day piss up and ended up in rochester eeeeeeeeeeer.But never mind sum 1 has to go there lol!! All a bit of a blur tho coz i was a little bit tippsey , so i will wait for them dreaded flash backs that u get in the middle of the week and keep u up dated. On sat went down to canterbury to get sum walkin boots and ended up on the piss agian suprise suprise!!!! Wow i feel like cilar black LOL .Then after that went down the tap n tin with chris not many peeps down there so came home and went to bed (not with chris lol). So that concludes another weekend in england, so on that note im gunner slag simms off on MSN cheer my self up the go to bed so nite nite dont let the bed bugs bite lmfao xxxxx

9th April 2002

Wow wat can i say about the past few weeks ,they have been mental chickin orental. Im gunner blame them all on chris coz he has been makin me get extreamly drunk lol (if he reads that hes gunner kill me lol). Bin doin lots of wicked stuff like bin to london a couple of times also to the tap and tin + not forgetin witstable were there was a wicked festival goin on plenty of things to do includin fire jugglin , breakin , skatebordin , and a werid gezzer in a dress but thats enough about chris lol. Well me and chris have only 8 weeks now to the big day gettin more and more excited by the day still got plenty of things to do before we go but most of the major things are now done .On friday went up to c me m8 donna in nottingham and got completly wanker lol. well got to go now coz im goin to lee kitchins bbq so later peeps xxxxxx

22nd march 2002

This is my first entry

We have 10 weeks until me and chris hit the high way on our adventure around the world.Just handed my notice in at work (wicked) and sold my house in beacon road. Tryin hard to save up but it aint workin very well as i keep gettin very drunk. At the moment me and chris are havin our jabs done (ouch i hate needles)there are quite a lot of them . The women at the clinic was really friendly until me and chris turned up an hour late and was still pissed from a party that we had been to the nite before. I cant explain how im feelin about the trip becoz ive got a flood of emotions runnin thro me. im excited and buzzin at the thought of all the adventures that we will have and also scared a bit of the dangers that we will incounter while we are away. i no i will miss all my mates while im gone thats y i am doin this so that they can stay in touch with me and then they can find out wat ive been up to